Messerschmitts Were Not ULEZ Compliant (with Al Murray!) | The Battle of Britain (Part 2)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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This one goes out to all our war lovers. Featuring special guest Al Murray - The Pub Landlord himself! The Battle of Britain (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon. ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters 00:00 - Fat Russell Crowe 06:45 - Hitler’s Little Jig 09:40 - The Fat Man 12:03 - Big Green Egg 16:38 - World Cup Summer 22:48 - Dicampo Prevails 26:13 - The French Are Dogshit! 33:09 - Miss Shilling’s Orifice 41:37 - The September Holocaust 47:46 - Park’s Punted Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:32.2	I suggest we move through the Arden Forest, which is the gap in the marginal line.
0:33.5	The defenses are very weak.
0:36.6	We move the Panzer Division to high speed pushing through the French defenses.
1:28.3	As in the loft, we come round, lockout airfields, yeah! Total air superiority out of the war! Blitzkrieg! Yeah! Yeah! Snell! And of course, there is nowhere for the Nazis to get through the Maginot Line. It's impregnable. Yes. But if the worst should happen, we have the reserves from the Brie region, which I have represented on the map with a lovely Breivomew, 36 miles. Oh, if you've been it, but I must have a little bit. It's delicious. And I'm not arrived. I mean, we've got all the rest of them. Creamy. Very creamy. And then we have the arm. Before you put that away, Matt, I feel. Yeah, a. Yeah, go on. We have the Comte or the tanks with your heart out of the shell, and we can even counter the jammer, but... Oh, that's all the wayful. It is dry age. It's 36 months, it's very, very nice. Very nutty, so the flavour. Of course, we have the reserves, so reserves, the pickled onion, which go very well. The British, the chutney.
1:29.3	We know we can rely on the...
1:30.3	Yeah, yeah, we can rely all this.
1:32.3	We do not take all of it because I met some as well.
1:35.3	We just have a little bit of that.
1:37.3	And I was the Dutch, perhaps the end of the...
1:42.3	Obviously, we end of the...
1:50.0	Obviously, we just move the trans-division right into the trap.
1:52.0	Delicious!
1:54.0	We have cleared the board. The enemy are completely defeated.
1:56.0	Should we break for lunch?
1:57.0	It's a great, I'd say.
1:58.0	It's all. for lunch? Welcome back to Finn versus history.
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