A Bad Wicket to Bat First On (with Al Murray!) | The Blitz (Part 3)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Petition to rename The Blitz to “A Burglar’s Dream”. Al Murray joins us to conclude this epic series. The Battle of Britain (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - The Alternative History 05:09 - Not A Black Up! 10:58 - Shoutout to Mandelson 14:07 - The Populist Thicko 17:10 - The National Sport Of Paedophiles 23:02 - Two Rutting Stags 26:12 - Fin’s German Shit 29:40 - Never Ration Beer 33:50 - Beckham Free Kick 37:20 - Freddie Piles 41:30 - Cancelled In Hamburg 50:31 - Saville Windfall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:44.4	You are listening in on a summer party, a barbecue, three alphas, russing stags,
0:51.4	chatting about World War II.
0:53.1	This is the final part in our, I guess, what's our summer 1940 series. Yeah, I feel this conversation, ideally it's in the countryside. It's not gardens that are on top of other gardens in the centre of London. You can't have these kind of conversations at Central London. It needs to be... These days. You need at least three kilometres clear either side of the house. Yeah. We're still drawn by Al Murray,
1:11.9	the great Al Murray.
1:13.1	Hello.
1:13.8	Who absolutely... The man, the myth, the legend. Led us round the houses for the Battle of Britain. Turns out it's all bollocks. It's all bollocks. It's all bollocks. Britain was always going to smash the hun. Greta Thunberg was in charge. He went on this mad rant.
1:25.3	He made a weird anti-Thunberg rant
1:28.0	from a Ule's perspective.
1:29.9	He told me I was amongst charge. He went on this mad rant. He made a weird anti-Threat Thumburg Ramp from a Ule's perspective.
1:29.9	You told me I was amongst friends.
1:32.6	You are amongst friends.
1:34.5	Hello to any women rejoining after last episode.
1:39.0	I don't know if this is going to get much better for you.
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