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Larry Miller Show

Merry Larrymas!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2014

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

A little gift to our listeners from Larry, Dr. Chris and Colonel Jeff in lieu of a smelly old repeat! A classic and hilarious old time radio Christmas episode of Jack Benny! Enjoy, be well and we'll see you all in the new year! Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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0:00.0

This is Corolla Digital.

0:07.0

From level 5 city in Glendale. It's this week with Larry Miller.

0:18.0

Oh, ho, ho, Mary Larrimus, that's right, Mary Larrimus,

0:27.0

because this year, instead of running reruns

0:30.0

during the whole period right through to the end of new years, we're going to play some

0:35.2

of the best old radio shows that are funny and touching and really mean the most for them

0:41.6

on Christmas and Hanukkah and every time period and that'll be our gift to you.

0:47.0

Ho! Ho! The starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Denner's Day, the Sportsman Quartet, and you're truly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen let's go out to Beverly Hills. It's morning and hundreds of people brimming with the Christmas spirit

1:24.4

are waiting for the local department store to open its doors.

1:29.4

Oh Mary, Mary, where are you?

1:31.3

Here I am, Jack, right behind you. Oh, yes yeah, hey Mary how'd you like the way I wiggle myself through this crowd right up to the front of the line?

1:37.0

Yeah, those rumble lessons you took from Arthur Murray really helped.

1:41.0

I'll say when we started we were way at the end and now there's only

1:44.3

one man ahead of me. Hello Jack. Hello Mr. Murray. Oh look,

1:54.8

look, Mary, they're getting ready to open the store and let the crowd in.

1:57.4

I can see the manager walking over to the floor walker.

2:00.8

Jasper, what is it, Mr. Sempkins?

2:03.0

It's almost time to open the store.

2:05.0

Are all the clerks at their station?

2:07.0

Yes, sir.

2:08.0

Good. You will open the doors in 10 seconds.

2:10.0

Are you ready for final inspection?

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