On this episode, we discuss mercy.

A movie that has all the excitement of a Zoom call.

Hmm. Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Dan's friend, Stuart Wellington.

I'm Stuart's friend Elliot Kalan, and by the transitive property, I'm also Dan's friend. And together, we combine to form the Flop House podcast. And also the Friend House. And this is a podcast all about being friends. Oh, Captain Planet, too. That's right. I'm heart. Dan is... A thousand percent, you're not heart. You're like brains or whatever.

Your heart.

And Dan is the guts.

Yeah, yeah, Dan's guts.

James dies a lot.

Yeah, Dan's guts.

He's got a giant sword and he is cursed with a mark on his neck and he fights the demons.

Yep, he's got to kill a thousand evil men before he can finally rest. I'm learning so much about myself. And Captain Planet. Is this what an N-gram is? Yeah. It's an in-body scan that you can get at your local gym. Yeah. This is a... Dan, I just did this stress test, and it turns out you're very stressed, and the only cure for that is to know you have aliens in your head. Wait, you did a stress test and they told you about Dan? That's crazy. Well, they asked me what was stressing me out. LAX is a crazy airport, is all I'm saying. That is for sure. What do you expect with an airport named after a laxative? Uh-huh. Yep. This is a podcast.

Movies led me to believe that LAX is filled with Hari Krishna.

You are watching old movies.

Maybe it was at one point.

It no longer is, yeah.

This is a podcast where we watch a movie that was a critical or a commercial flop, and then we discuss it.

And in this case, we watched a movie called Mercy, starring one Chris Pratt.

Unlike all the other movies, this one stars Chris Pratt.

And what to say?

Truly, the Where's Waldo of American film?

He's always in there.

Guys, I feel like we're going to be mean about this one, right?

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