Ladies and gentlemen, Drake Groups.

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A Sunday night reporting.

As once again we take to the ether, purpling the airwaves with our violet pros here at the smartest

man in the world broadcast, broadcasting live from the historic San Jose Theatre, which is now

known as the fabulous San Jose Air Prove, ladies and gentlemen, right here in downtown San

San Jose.

Yeah, we're in the South Bay of the South Bay area of my beloved Bay area and it's a fine

mixture down here in downtown San Jose of indigence and mendicence and dangerous people

mixed with parking lots and PF changs.

So there's a feeling of history and at once a sense of menace that lends it its awesomeness,

a railway car that's exceedingly dangerous because it doesn't make much noise and you can be wiped out

in a moment here.

Well, what appears to be a cling on cloaking vessel that drives through the streets of San

Jose.

I'm staying not far from here and in front of the hotel I'm at, I had no idea, San Jose

was the first state capital of California, and in 1849 the year of the big rush, and I

don't mean big time rush, it wasn't the year that for smooth young boys got together

and put a Nickelodeon show on, it was the year of the gold rush and the 49ers came out.

They convened a legislature right here in San Jose, well the weekend turned out to be

wildly stormy and horrible, there wasn't enough hotel rooms, and that legislature was

so rowdy and out of control that they are known as the legislature of a thousand drinks.

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