Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proops.

Greg, hallelujah!

You're how to come in here and I hope you're satisfied with your hospital view.

Once again, the pooptask takes to the butterflies wings that are so extant all around Chicago

as we once more take to the ether on the wings of a butterfly here at the fabulous zanies on North Wells,

Chicago's oldest and grandest comedy club.

We seek to connect with each and every one of you out there in Proopland,

so if you're listening now at the gym and working at Stairmaster,

this is an awesome time to pour yourself a drink from that little flask you brought with you.

If you're sitting at home, this is a groovy time to light one up,

and if you're at work, why don't you take a break?

For about an hour and 25 minutes.

This is Greg Proop's smartest man in the world, Proopcast.

Awesome here in Chicago and what we laughingly refer to here on the city next to the lake as spring.

Yeah, I got in yesterday, beautiful day, 70 degrees, I got up this morning,

like 4.30 in the morning to do the TV and junk,

and I want you to know at 5 o'clock this morning, Chicago was beautiful.

It was 70 degrees with a light breeze, and then by noon it was freezing,

and now of course I have a top coat on and a hat and I'm chasing it down the street,

which is the best part of Chicago, chasing your belongings down the street,

as they roll away from you, heedless of your needs of them.

I've seen grown men chase their hat for two blocks down the stage straight before.

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