Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every week we're giving our mega church a tiny family feel.

We love to introduce you to members of our church staff and people from our community,

and I always find it to be a tree and a treasure.

And for usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Gray Haas.

He was a fisher of men, and I'll say it again, Hallie.

He was a fisher of men, a fisher of men.

How are you?

So blessed.

I truly am giving it up for God today.

I am feeling his presence in my life.

And I just got to say, well, just like the Lord cares about the sparrows of the field,

I believe he also cares about the cats in our streets or maybe on our stages.

And today is no exception.

We've got a cat slash man who is gracing the stage of broad ripple community

theater. He's a member of Twin Hills. He's a volunteer here on campus. I will shut up now. It's

your friend in mine, Chuck Beaver O'Donnell. How you feeling today, Chuck? Oh, man, Hallie. I am just as good as gold. And gold is what the

Lord got on his birthday. So why can't it be good enough for me? Oh, and you're going to be walking on

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