Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every single week we're giving our mega church a tiny family feel.

And today is no exception.

We're joined by our supercast supporters in the chat who have given us suggestions for our improvised live episode today that we are recording on YouTube.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Gray Hath.

Christ is lit and he is the coolest, Hallie.

How are you?

There's so many things that go with lit. What? Um, you know,

he gives my heart a hit. Okay. You know, you could say something that rhymes with a little bit.

You know what I mean? Wait, you're saying that there's something, sit. You're saying there are a lot of

things that go with lit and then you said it said you could rhyme something with a little bit.

So you're just not really giving me an option there.

You're just saying go rhyme something with it.

I'm asking you for actual hard options.

For real live options?

Well, I don't really need options, Halley, because I like the idea that Christ is lit and he's the coolest.

Well, nobody says that anymore, Hallie.

I'm too young for that.

Anyway, how are you?

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