Men Say The Darndest Things In The Delivery Room!
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🗓️ 14 September 2022
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the virtue. Look, all he had to do is show up in the delivery room and be quiet |
| 0:04.5 | and support you. That's it. It's all he had to do. All right, maybe two jobs and that |
| 0:08.8 | show done and support you too. Focus should have been on you. Yep. Nurses are now reporting. |
| 0:14.4 | Do's are a problem. Problem in the delivery room sometimes. If you were delivering and |
| 0:20.4 | your man did something or said something in that delivery room, that took the focus off |
| 0:25.3 | of you. One eight five five virtue. A nurse has gone viral on TikTok for sharing some |
| 0:31.6 | of the things she's overheard in the delivery room. So it's one of those trends where there's |
| 0:36.3 | music playing and she's dancing and as she's dancing, she's just she's pointing to all the |
| 0:40.5 | insane things men have said in the delivery room. And for her, some of the ones that take |
| 0:48.3 | the top marks are how much longer is this going to last? Really? Uh-huh. Those words literally |
| 0:56.9 | came out of his mouth. How much longer is this going to last? I'm just going to set up |
| 1:01.8 | my Xbox. Oh, no, no, no, no, unless she's a gamer and she wants to play to take her |
| 1:10.8 | mind off of the, you know, for a distraction of the contractions, then sure you that's |
| 1:16.9 | not going to happen. Um, I'm so tired. Just wake me up when the baby gets here. |
| 1:22.5 | Why? So tired. So tired. He's going through a lot. Wasn't it our operations manager, |
| 1:27.9 | Tracy, whose husband like past, he passed out. He passed out. Yeah, he did because I think |
| 1:33.2 | the only thing he had eaten was a, you I'm sorry. He said, I was like, what? What? You |
| 1:38.2 | started to say pass. And we're like, he's really bringing it up so casually like 10. |
| 1:44.7 | All right. He was had eaten. I think had too much. Dr. Pepper or something and ended up |
| 1:51.7 | passing out. The next one is does it hurt? Does it really hurt that bad? Wow. This |
| 1:58.7 | chair is so uncomfortable. My back hurts. So I'm like, okay, those are great. And I did |
| 2:04.4 | a little digging. There was another trend. If you remember where people take like the |
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