Men Are Afraid Of Bugs Too!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 6 June 2024
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| 0:00.0 | The Bertio. |
| 0:01.0 | So, Mikey, why can't guys be scared of bugs? |
| 0:04.0 | Man, all right, so since I was a young man, since I was a boy, I've been trained to, to not, you can't be scared of bugs if you're a girl it's okay if you're a guy |
| 0:15.4 | You're not allowed to like flinch at a bug flying around you and this is actually it's started to drive me crazy is |
| 0:26.2 | Have you guys heard a phenomena called Zakadas yeah absolutely that's the kadas they are like because they don't get around Atlanta, but in southern Georgia, they are insane. |
| 0:37.0 | So like I can be driving down the highway with my volume turn all the way up. |
| 0:40.4 | These guys are screaming in the trees. |
| 0:42.4 | Well, every couple of early years, there's like a, um, some kind of plague. |
| 0:47.8 | Yeah, but when they, because they burrow underground and then they they they come out and it's like every 12 years |
| 0:54.9 | I think it's every 13 years they come out and in droves and masses yeah they are in swarms but these things like you got to look at a picture of them because they're |
| 1:03.8 | humongous they're these huge bugs and they stick to you so whenever they land on you like |
| 1:09.6 | you can't just flick them off you have to grab them and crumble them it's a it's horrible |
| 1:14.4 | don't they also leave their shells everywhere yeah so like so they they pretty much |
| 1:19.0 | died off like last week so just all over the ground is just shells of these bugs it is uh so my |
| 1:26.6 | mom came to millageville at the beginning of it so she caught saw a couple |
| 1:30.2 | zakadas and then she leaves and she thinks she knows it all. |
| 1:33.3 | She thinks she knows all about the problem down there. |
| 1:36.2 | A week later it is like you can't walk anywhere. |
| 1:38.9 | You don't want to go outside. |
| 1:39.9 | I was ordering Uber eats. |
| 1:41.0 | I wasn't going back out there with those cicadas. |
| 1:42.9 | Yeah, I have been in the middle of a cicada plague before |
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