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Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole serve up a whirlwind of parenting chaos, personal confessions, and hilarious hot takes. From deep dives into the mental health of both moms and dads, to Nicole dropping a juicy secret, the duo covers everything from animal appendages to elite continental breakfasts at Holiday Inn Express. Rich vents about the bureaucratic madness of 5U All Stars while Nicole shares the mental overload that comes with raising kids in the heart of NYC. And yes, there's even a battle over Parker's clothes brewing between Nicole and Matt. The conversation spirals delightfully through gullible childhood moments, why teens today don’t care about driver’s licenses, Gen X grievances, and how getting a specialist doctor appointment feels harder than winning the lottery. Plus, Emmy gets one of Rich’s classic pep talks, Nicole revisits her OBGYN adventures, and they both remind us why a follow-up message can make or break your hang. Tune in, laugh with (and at) them, and don’t forget to subscribe for more real talk, relatable chaos, and parenting truths. Follow Have Kids They Said now for your weekly dose of laughs, rants, and real-life parenting drama. #ParentingPodcast #MentalHealthMatters #NYCParentLife #GenXParenting #MomLife #DadLife #FunnyPodcast #ParentingUnfiltered

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0:00.0	Oh, let's do the top.
0:03.8	Okay.
0:04.9	All right, Richard.
0:06.1	No meltdowns.
0:07.1	I don't know.
0:08.1	I don't know if you have a choice.
0:09.0	I'm having a rough go of it today.
0:10.1	No, well, you know, it's a rough one.
0:13.2	But yeah, we're definitely going to get into some stuff that no minors or children or kinder should hear.
0:20.7	So please get them out of the room, remove them now.
0:23.2	I repeat, remove them now. You have been warned. What's your name?
0:29.3	Oh my.
0:31.2	Daddy.
0:31.6	Ah ha.
0:33.6	Daddy.
0:34.6	Daddy.
0:35.6	Ah ha.
0:36.6	Ah ha. Ah. Ah. Jeez on the fucking bitching.
0:44.4	You know, you just always catch me.
0:52.2	I'm trying to fix my lighting.
0:53.9	I'm trying to fix my lighting. I'm trying to fix my makeup.
0:56.7	I just, I just, you caught me in the middle of a milty bee.
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