Hello, my little binder rings.

It's me, Allison.

How are you guys doing?

I'm experiencing a vaginal itch, which Gary don't listen, is a little more internal than

I would like and I don't exactly know what to do.

I think it'll just go away, but anyway, earlier I was on the internet looking at Yahoo Answers

Women's Health, which is really the last place to go if you're looking for any sort of

answers about anything medical.

But anyway, looking around, at the bottom of the page, I see a link that says potato

in vagina question mark, naturally I had to click on it, it turns out someone said

that their friend gave them money to put free potatoes in their vagina and they were

able to get two out, but one was stuck, what should they do?

And my thinking is that this is probably not true, Gary, would you agree?

Yeah, probably, Yahoo Answers is not necessarily the beacon of truth.

Plus who would give someone money to put, I mean, actually, there are people who would,

but it's like, I would just need more information, I need to know what kind of potatoes we're

talking about, because if it's like the big ones, are they Yukon, there's no way.

But if it's little ones, like fingerling, I suppose it's possible.

Anyway, I believe we have, oh, we're going to do something special tonight, it's not

an iTunes comment of the week, it's an email that we received, but we're still going

to play the iTunes comment of the week's song because it makes me happy.

All right, this week's not iTunes comment of the week, comes from Sam Hart.

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