Hello, my little toner cartridges, it's me, Allison, before the show officially starts

a few words.

I believe it was about one month ago, exactly, maybe 28 days ago or so, that I discussed

it Gary, but you know, talked to some of you guys, reached many of you, I'd say, with

some news about how I'd have a really heavy flow after a meeting and it was horrible.

And so now here I am in this predicament once more, and today I was thinking, why is it

not socially acceptable to just tell people you're having a heavy flow day, hence everything

needs to be adjusted, because everything's going to take longer, and you're not going

to be in a good mood.

And like I had a meeting earlier, and I needed to use the bathroom when I got there, and

I also wanted to use it before I left and got in my car, because who knows what kind

of mess could be created with traffic, but I didn't want to be that person who's like,

hi, I just met you and I'm using the bathroom, I'm sandwiching this meeting with trips

to the bathroom.

So I think what needs to happen is either we all need to adjust to my periods and the

fact that all of us have them, usually women, or even though there's already a lot of

Starbucks, there needs to be more so that there can be a bathroom pretty much everywhere

I go, or I need to conduct all my business at Starbucks, and to anyone who's going

to be like, oh nice plug for Starbucks, just because I mentioned a product does not

mean I'm receiving money from them, I wish it did.

Anyway, this has gotten away from me, it's because there's a little frog in my throat

and it's distracting me, hang on, heavy in that kind of day, believe we have an iTunes

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