Megan Gailey / Dan Klein

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Emily has a fantasy about telling a skater off and shares a new piece of fan art inspired jewelry. Lisa is disgusted and intrigued by a stranger/new friend. On Chunch Chat, we are now months into a Chunch drought. We have some fun consolation Martha news. On Wiki of the Week, we read the WIkipedia Page for “Virgin Boy Egg,” a delicacy from Dongyang, China. These eggs are boiled in- you guessed it - boy urine! We welcome Megan Gailey, who is a lifetime fan of the Indianapolis Colts. On Expert Hour, we are joined by Ricky Martin, a freelance self driving car programmer with great practical experience. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Megan Gailey Dan Klein

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:25.9	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I am Lisa thank you for
0:30.6	listening to our show.
0:33.0	Again.
0:34.2	Or for the first time.
0:35.5	We don't know you.
0:37.4	We don't know your life.
0:39.0	But you can catch up.
0:40.6	I had a fantasy earlier about saying to someone you don't know my life earlier today
0:46.0	like angrily like angrily in the parking lot of the Starbucks when I went to go get
0:49.9	coffee because I was like because I saw a guy who had like skateboarded there and he was leaving with his skateboard and for some reason and like I was getting in my car I stopped there on the way to your house
0:59.4	Yeah to podcast and for some reason my mind went through this thing of like this guy's
1:05.1	going to confront me about why I drove here instead of skateboarding here or
1:10.6	something and I love when you just make up a argument well because the
1:15.2	Starbucks is really close to my house so I would have walked there if I was
1:17.8	going home afterward but I wasn't and so in my mind I was like I know I have a
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