Mega64 Podcast #797 - Our Tips For Looksmaxxing

The Mega64 Podcast

Mega64 Inc.

Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

As one of the MOST attractive podcasts online, we're finally going to share our looksmaxxing tips with the rest of the world. Follow along for all the hottest hammer and bonesmashing techniques so you can mog all your friends. We also discuss Michael Jordan's strange behavior at Daytona 500, Dropout 24/7, and more!

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0:00.0	Our audience is ugly.
0:01.6	Dhing song. Welcome to the show today, everybody.
0:26.1	If that opening scared you, good.
0:29.5	You've got something to fix, but that's okay, because that's what we're here to help with.
0:34.0	Yep.
0:34.6	Today, we're going to teach you a master class in looks maxing.
0:40.4	Yeah, we've been studying up.
0:42.2	And we know a thing or two about getting more chiseled, getting more handsome.
0:47.1	Mm.
0:47.7	Everybody in this audience should want to be more handsome.
0:50.2	Don't worry, we got you covered.
0:52.0	And everybody here knows what looks maxing is right. I don't. And everybody here knows what looks maxis right.
1:12.6	I don't. I don't know what looks maxian is. I thought I knew. I thought it was like looking good. But then you bought out a hammer and now I no longer know what looks maxine is. Sean's getting frame-mogged by the audience. Yeah. How good do you want to look, Sean? I don't know. I definitely don't know what Frangmogged means, but I... Ha!
1:14.6	Okay. frame-mogged by the audience. Yeah. How good do you want to look, Sean? I don't know, I definitely don't know
1:11.0	what frame-mogged means,
1:12.3	but I,
1:12.6	uh,
1:13.6	uh,
1:13.6	uh,
1:13.6	uh,
1:14.7	you're saying these words,
1:16.2	like I'm supposed to know
	...

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