Welcome, everybody, to Mega 64 live and in studio on a hot Friday morning. It is Friday the 13th.

Oh, I didn't even think about that. Oh, no. I knew I felt scared today. I didn't know why.

It's getting pretty spooky in here. Yeah. And tomorrow, don't worry.

Any negativity that you feel today will be wiped away because tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

Oh.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

That'll be way better for all y'all.

Like a manic month here.

We're going from evil to sweet back to back. I used to love when USA is USA still a network. Yes, it is. Okay. And I've been watching it still country. I'm going to say still a country. Watching it like crazy because the Olympics are on that as well. Oh, okay. Oh, so they probably won't be doing a Friday the 13 marathon. I don't believe. Yeah, remember they used to do stuff like that. They would do that and they would marathon the Star Wars trilogy. It's the first place I saw the Star Wars movies was on the USA. I think so too. I never watched them all in a row, but I would always flip past it to like get to the Nintendo on my TV, you know, and it would be like them on the speeder bikes like through the forest. Like, whoa, what's this? Yeah, you just see this gold guy. I would see cool glimpses. Oh, J3Pio. J3Pio. We'll talk about him later. The USA Network was always like the first station on the dial in San Diego. Yeah, it's like Channel 2. Channel 2. And it's where they used to have WWF, Raw is War. Yeah, that is so. I always associated with wrestling. USA used to be a proper channel. Duky Hauser. It used to be, you know. Every time I hear of USA. Duky Houser. I just keep thinking of that. It's doogie. It's do. It's not duke. No, duke Houser. Doogie, Doogie. I used to watch.

He tied Keep thinking of that. It's doogie. It's not duke? No, Dukey Houser. Doogie, doogie. He typed on a little Apple 2E and. Yeah, but you thought his name was, you thought his name was Duky? That's why I like the show. Dr. Duky. My favorite Green Day album was always Doogie. Personally, but then they got political. What was a theme song to Dookiehauser?

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do, do do do do do do do do da da da da da da da da. da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da song. Hey, welcome back everybody.

And, you know, we already mentioned Valentine's Day happening.

Actually, if you're watching this on YouTube, Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day.

We're, we're at Ground Zero.

You're probably not watching this on YouTube because of the DCMA. Yeah. Strike we got for. We got the Houser Copyright. We got DMCA Doogie Millennium Copyright Act. DMCA. What are those letters stand for again? Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Oh, fuck that. Millennium is in there? Yeah. Yeah. Then they tried to change it to Willenium, but then he slapped the CEO. I really thought it was digital media copyright act. Yeah, same. Millennium? That makes sense. Yeah, because it was signed in 2000. That's stupid. They were two into set by the 2000s. Hear that legal counsel? He thinks you're stupid. Well, Valentine's Day, some people have a lover. Some people need a lover. Can we help them out?

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