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🗓️ 19 April 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
0:16.6 | Okay, well ladies and gentlemen, I have a guest. She didn't cancel. I'm here with Tanks and we're just talking about my |
0:22.0 | digestive issues. So there we are. Hi, thanks for having me. Thank you for coming. I know, you know, it's a hard, it's a hard book. This show. |
0:29.2 | No, it's not. It's not. You have such an amazing fan base and for good reason. So it's an honor to be invited and I'm excited to just have, you know, sometimes I'm not going to lie. |
0:40.0 | I dread going on podcast, which I was just chatting about you with like sometimes I really am like, yeah, this is going to be an hour of me practicing my standup routine. |
0:48.8 | Oh God. You know, and it's just it's like dating. I always say that it's like when you sit down on a date and the guy is like, so where are you from? |
0:57.4 | You're just like God, like, Martini, please. Oh, but he faced it down. You start vibing and gabbing like it's way better. So and we did. |
1:06.8 | We just immediately started talking about your poop. So yes, I'm excited for this hour. Me too. This is a journey that we're going to |
1:12.3 | endure together 100%. Do you ever feel like you go on a podcast and then you should send them like a Venmo request because you just |
1:18.1 | carried the whole damn thing? Yeah. And it's the same with dating too because it's like and that's what I always tell my followers, my girls, is like, |
1:24.9 | if you leave a date and you're exhausted, you didn't like him. Like you were performing. Like you were doing a standup bit. And I think as women, we do that a lot. |
1:33.0 | We carry, right? And I do that too. Like if there's a blank space in any conversation, I'll fill it. Right. I'll tell I'll start it on a story about like me doing something weird. |
1:42.0 | For sure. I'm not going to let there be silence. But I'm learning to be better about that. But yeah, sometimes I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, not I just I performed many a Netflix comedy special in my 20s on dates. |
1:54.3 | I want that material. I wish I'd just been like, sorry, can I just set up a tripod? Yeah. And record this because I need to submit it. |
2:00.9 | 100%. I say that to my husband. I'm like, I feel like I am tap dancing through this dinner. I say that to someone I'm married to. |
2:06.6 | I'm like, you're going to need to pick up some fucking action over here because I'm exhausted. |
2:11.6 | Like I entertain me. Yeah. Come on. I'm not your fucking monkey. I feel that way all the time, which is why I go full recluse mode. |
2:18.2 | Because I get so exhausted by socializing. Yeah. And I've kind of always felt that way. But now I feel like it's I can. |
2:26.6 | It feels valid. Totally. I'm the same way. I'm like, I'm a very social person. I love to party. I've always been honest about that. |
2:33.8 | I love to have a drink. Eat. I love to party. I'm so fascinated by the tink Sunday. Do you know that I've never had one? |
2:39.9 | You have to get one. It's so good. But yeah, see that's an example. I love to go to Craigs. I love to get slashed on martinis. |
2:45.5 | So much the point that I made an entire dessert around celebrating just being alive and like having fun. |
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