The Birch Show. It's Bert's Big Adventure, 2026. Well, we've been doing this trip. How many years now? This is our 23rd trip and our 24th year. Dang. I know you don't like the math on that. I don't. It drives me crazy. That we've been going one year longer than we haven't taken trips. If you're just joining us this morning, yeah, this is our annual trip down to Disney World. We take with some really special kids and special families. And we need your help. We need your help this morning yeah this is our annual trip down to disney world we take with some really special kids and special families and uh we need your help we need your help this morning with our little give we're just asking you guys for five bucks and i'll tell you why christin did a little deep dive while you were schmoozing with everybody a second my bad that i had to get as many hugs as possible during commercial breaks. I'm about business.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm standing on business right now. Since when? Since we are begging for money. Okay, got it. Okay? Yeah. So we were saying earlier, you know, like the concessions at Disney, God bless, they're expensive. They are. Right now, if you haven't been to Disney in a while, here's our deep dot. This is why we're asking you guys for like five bucks this morning that Zaxby's is going to match when you text the word Burt to 50155. Nailed it.

So popcorn, popcorn, $14.30 for a souvenir bucket. I was going to say, but you get that

souvenir bucket. You have to carry around with you all day long and you realize that was stupid.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's kind of hard to hold when you're on Space Mountain.

Yeah.

All right.

Mickey Pretzel is going to run you, a pretzel is going to run you about nine bucks.

Yeah.

Nine dollars.

They're big, though, in the shape of Mickey.

It's bread.

True.

It's bread and salt. It's what they were eating in the Depression. Heaven forbid you get a side of cheese to dip it in. Forget it, man. Forget about it. Why are we asking you guys for five bucks this morning, little give? So we can buy a pretzel. Yeah, Mickey's ice cream bar, $7. We always do a pit stop at those for sure.

Turkey leg at Disney, $15.

Those make for the best photo ops.

Chicken tenders are nuggets, $14.

Bottled water, $6.

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