mediocre 816 (patt's soft opening)

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Eric Tomorrow

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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it's the eyes. cinco de patt. the fifth of patt. t bush. physical business days. pisjou. parts soft opening. happy birthday frank and patt. magnum. stander ones. bleeding and laughing. bert live call. a perfect kind of crappy. voicemails. frank's power move. eric doesn't know how to buy glasses. snapturbating. furnace goes to camp. planes for dipping. thank you to all the new and old scorpions. www.mediocreshow.com voicemail line: 484.381.0666 twitter: @themediocreshow @erictomorrow @theworkfrank subscribe to the scorpions of support to help the show continue. mediocre show PO box 1303 west chester pa 19380

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0:00.0	No. Is it just maybe sunburn on that?
0:05.0	Or is it definitely?
0:07.0	I see a little bit of a bump.
0:09.0	Close the large bump on your eyelid and yes it's sunburn.
0:11.0	I wouldn't say large.
0:12.0	There is a bump though. your eyes again let me see
0:15.0	yeah there's something there god damn it yeah it's I mean we wouldn't I would I wouldn't
0:20.3	I wouldn't fuck with you about this because that sucks I'm not fucking with you about it I'm just
0:23.4	I lost hearing in my my one ear and I helped it grow back did you yes it was laughter
0:29.4	instantly making fun of me no I made fun of your eyes so many times. When I said lost my
0:34.8	hearing in my one ear it was like I woke up in the morning and I had zero
0:39.2	hearing in my left ear. And that was back.
0:43.0	He got really mad about it.
0:44.0	I didn't get mad about it.
0:45.0	What was that?
0:46.0	Oh, seven years ago.
0:47.0	Eight years ago, something like that?
0:48.0	Seven.
0:49.0	15, 20 years?
0:50.0	What?
0:51.0	Sorry, I'm drinking soda.
0:52.0	You got market. Don't. You can't have soda.
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