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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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backed up mouth balls. immunity system. texting with frank and patt. lady sausage. congrats to troy and mikaila! how was your easter. eric worst flight ever. sticky watermelon juice. patt goes to the hospital. needs more bananas. congrats to the beard. bubba. patt the ref! avengers. voicemails. hot guns. 151 and the curb. corn dogs and crinkle fries. rachful dead. thank you to all the new and old scorpions. www.mediocreshow.com voicemail line: 484.381.0666 twitter: @themediocreshow @erictomorrow @theworkfrank subscribe to the scorpions of support to help the show continue. mediocre show PO box 1303 west chester pa 19380

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0:00.0	Some backup, and your mouth balls, and your mouth balls.
0:05.0	Backed up mouth balls.
0:07.0	Backed up mouth balls.
0:09.0	Why do you, what do you mean?
0:10.4	We have a lot to talk about.
0:11.7	Are you, are you confronting us with something bad?
0:13.8	No I'm not confronting with anything.
0:15.4	You had a trip to Utah and we sat around did nothing probably probably I didn't know anything.
0:23.3	I had plenty of do.
0:24.8	Bull shit you didn't do anything.
0:26.3	You went to the hospital.
0:27.3	Oh don't worry about that.
0:28.7	It should be fine.
0:30.7	That's fine.
0:31.7	That's fine. That's not good. I had a dream that I was in a very successful improv group called
0:37.2	American Pants. American Pants. Yeah. Tell me about American Pants. I just
0:41.8	remember we were doing something in a church and I got a little risque and so then pulled me aside and they were like you can't say dick jokes in a church.
0:48.0	I was like it's after hours, you know there's a priest here.
0:51.0	It's a unitarian. Yeah, well wasn't? It was definitely a Jesus. Like a Catholic church? It was a Jesus. It might have been Presbyterian. I didn't ask the denomination. I was dreaming.
1:01.5	But I just want to know what conscious really should have wondered that though still I'd love to know what denomination you dream in that's really what it comes down.
1:08.0	I would hope it's unitarian I like to include everybody in my dreams. I certainly don't want to seem like I'm prejudiced in my dreams.
1:13.4	What's your pronoun in your dreams?
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