Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Well, someone's Irish is up. Good evening, everyone. So today is St. Patrick's Day, or as one woman calls it, Tuesday.

And, of course, in New York City, we had the big St. Patrick's Day parade. And as usual, a guy from Kenya won.

Mom Dami attended the parade and said he didn't have this much fun watching New Yorkers get bombed since 9-11.

I know. I feel the same way.

But to get into the swing of things, the mayor's wife, she did wear green.

But you could see signs of St. Patrick's Day everywhere.

On my way to work, I saw Bill Clinton wearing a kiss-me-I'm-Iris button on his pants.

And over in Dublin, Ireland, Rosie O'Donnell shaved his shamrock into her back.

Oh, damn. Damn.

Yeah, all right.

So, according to New York City's Comptroller, the city spent $81,000 per homeless person last year.

Boy, do I feel stupid paying them for sex. I know. They should be paying me.

The Obama Foundation is asking for 100 volunteers to staff the new presidential center. Meanwhile, the Joe Biden Foundation is asking for 100 volunteers to staff the new presidential center.

Meanwhile, the Joe Biden Foundation is asking for 100 volunteers to look for Joe Biden.

And no surprise, the Clinton Foundation is asking for 100 interns just for the weekend.

Line him up by height.

Yesterday, President Trump spoke with Emmanuel Macron

and said on a scale of zero to 10,

their conversation was an eight.

The French president said he feels the same way

about his wife's penis.

I think that was supposed to be casserole. Joy Reid argued that the U.S.

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