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So according to the latest Democratic polls, Kamala Harris has overtaken Gavin Newsom.

But since he's dyslexic, Gavin now thinks he's in first place.

Speaking of Kamala, Ms. Harris was seen with a drag queen who was impersonating her.

Hmm.

The impersonator was so convincing he's currently banging Willie Brown.

Barack Obama played basketball with an NBA star to tease his presidential center.

They played a game of horse, or as Barack likes to call it, Michelle.

Meanwhile, as Obama played basketball, Joe Biden played dead.

And somewhere, Hillary played hangman.

To destroy Iranian missile sites, U.S. forces used deep penetrator bombs that weighed 5,000 pounds each.

You had me a deep penetrator, said one journalist.

Sunday night, reality star Lisa Rina attended an Oscar party wearing a dress made from 11 pounds of human hair.

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