Michael G, Jason P, HeatherSirRuss, Sir Sigrah the Beast, MORV, Cloud Suri-EL, JC, Palmer B, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Runksmash, Child of God, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Veronica D, Gail M, DrWhoDunDat, Jackie U, Amanda P

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Lierbag 3k

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation

Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

Sir Sammons

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.)

Runksmash: Rayna tries to remember her training, but her mind goes back to the day it all went wrong, when the President came down her street waving from the top of her limo, throwing loaded syringes into the crowd. She snaps back to reality. "Yes sir Captain!"

The Sentinel:

"No Shelter" plays as the final song for the night. Three alpha-bois give each other reassuring nods as they close in on Basil. Like a pack of sharks, they weave through the sea of people to strike their prey in a frenzy of blows.

SLAM! The first two alpha-bois shoulder Basil and quickly skate past him. Their bright red roller skates catch Basil's eyes as he struggles to keep his balance.

The third alpha-boi charges forward to strike, he catapults off Basil - shoves him to the ground - and does a 360 spin in the air.

BANG! Basil looks up from the floor to catch a glimpse of his attacker. All he sees is a black hoodie with a grinning skull rolling away from him. Underneath the skull are two words written in gold letters: JONNY KAEL

Transcript

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0:00.0	Listen to that.
0:01.2	Hold on, hold on.
0:02.2	I'm sorry, it's just so crazy.
0:04.6	The world is getting crazier.
0:06.4	People are acting more and more insane.
0:08.6	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:11.8	There's only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:15.2	Listen to Basil and Gonsas.
0:16.5	They discussed this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:21.0	You are listening to Kenary Cry NewsTor.
0:26.2	You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:29.3	We are live to tape on February 11th, 2022.
0:34.3	This is episode 445.
0:36.8	And today, Mexilla Botnet. Razzle-Dazzle, I'm your best buddy, Basil.
0:44.2	And this is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ. Welcome to the podcast, where we
0:49.4	bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded,
0:56.5	biblically grounded take on world events.
0:58.3	And Basil, I think we are live on Canary Cry News Talk.
1:01.6	I see it now.
1:02.6	I see it now.
1:03.6	I see it now.
1:04.6	Oh, you did it.
	...

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