MORV, Aaron J, JC, Laura C, Palmer B, HeatherSirRuss, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Sigrah the Beast, Gail M, Veronica D, DrWhoDunDat, Jackie U, Amanda P

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Shilok

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation

Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

MissGBeauty

Isaac G

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.)

Runksmash: "Captain Rosewater, this is A61GAI7, the archeologists who META singled in on." Says Rayna with a firm salute.

Basil's eyes roll, "Rayna, we've been over this, it's just Basil." He looks over the robot who's form resembles that of a lady fighter.

The Sentinel: Basil glided around the rink with the elegance of a one-winged crane. Like almost everyone else there, he simply wanted to enjoy roller skating. Just then, Basil felt a smaller than average male hand grab his bicep. A short man glided past Basil, briefly making eye contact with him. The short man's alpha male eyes tried to stare into Basil's soul.

"Why can't I see into him?" The alpha male thought. "The light inside him is blinding me."

The short man quickly rendezvoused with his friends, they all whispered, and then turned to look at Basil with anger. They knew that he was a threat to their territory.

The alpha-boi skaters were not the only ones though who noticed Basil that night. In the shadows of the Janitor's corner stood an elderly Asian man, whose skates had hung on the wall far too long.

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0:00.0	Do do do do we're the elites of the world.
0:03.0	Oh yeah, baby!
0:04.0	Come on over here to the lizard person cool kid club.
0:07.0	Yeeha!
0:09.0	The world is getting crazier.
0:12.0	People are acting more and more insane.
0:14.0	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:18.0	There's only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:21.4	Listen to Basil and Goncers, they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:27.2	You are listening to Canaan Cry News to me.
0:32.4	You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:35.3	We are live to tape on February 9th, 2022.
0:40.1	This is episode 444.
0:44.8	And today, it's Joe's Crackack.
0:48.2	No big deal in Razzle Dazzle.
0:50.3	I'm your best buddy Basil.
0:52.2	And this is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
0:55.6	Welcome to the podcast where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded,
1:02.6	biblically grounded take on world events.
1:05.3	And yeah, we made it.
1:06.3	Episode 444.
1:07.9	Mm-hmm.
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