Meat Gruel And Baby Bits In My Toaster Strudel

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Show Notes: Intro 0:00.000 Chopped Up Dead Babies In Your Breakfast Pastry 3:36.548 RIP Tory Smith – Banged By Obama Hundreds Of Times 13:31.723 The Bonesmashing Guy Is Also A Paranoid Black Witch 16:13.750 Meade’s Ode To Choco Taco 20:27.229 Mashing Up Songs And Commercials 23:27.696 I Went To Goettafest, A Meat-Gruel Based Celebration 25:09.591 Smelling And Tasting Names 34:10.461 Check Out This Penis Table A Volcano Made 39:32.689 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:13.998 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Tuesday, August 9th.
0:03.0	2022 coming up on the program today.
0:05.6	By now we all know that abortion has a smell.
0:08.2	I know what abortion smells like.
0:10.3	But did you know names also have a smell?
0:12.7	Plus, there's dead babies in my toaster strutal
0:15.5	and a mighty volcanic penis coffee table.
0:18.1	All this, push your voice, males.
0:19.6	Dene!
0:22.6	Well, this next and final song is going to be one
0:25.6	that has made me pretty famous over the last few years.
0:29.0	It has took me a lot of places I didn't think I would be at.
0:33.5	Let's play a privilege to be able to sing this one with,
0:36.5	Brian Frey.
0:37.5	It's called Looking For City.
0:50.5	I didn't have you with me, sorry.
0:51.5	I was looking for a city built above.
0:57.5	Looking for a city where I've never died.
1:04.5	Where I've been saving millions.
1:08.0	Never say goodbye there.
1:13.0	We'll meet our safe, Lord.
1:15.0	And I love with you.
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