Gargling With Your Brother’s Scooped Out Eyeballs

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Show Notes: Best Of Show time! 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow […]

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0:00.0	Hello Freaks, it's Monday, August 8th, 2022, and I am here to introduce a Best of Show.
0:09.2	The plan is just to sort of start the week late, really.
0:13.3	Push everything back a day, tomorrow I will be back with a brand new episode of DV, then
0:18.7	on Wednesday I'll do a side show exclusive episode for paying members, on and on we go
0:23.8	throughout the week, and then on the weekend maybe I'll do a Best of Show to make up for
0:29.6	the fact that we didn't do a new show today, however, all that being said, I do have
0:35.4	a wonderful program to play for you today.
0:38.5	This one originally was posted back in 2017, May of 2017, so it was a side show exclusive
0:44.9	episode.
0:45.9	If you want a side show member back then, this new episode is really kind of new to you.
0:50.6	So sit back, enjoy this stupidity, and I will see you back tomorrow to start a new
0:55.5	week of programs until then, bye everybody!
0:58.8	It's time for another Distorted View Test of Patients, International Edition.
1:28.8	It's time for another Distorted View Test of Patients, on and on the weekend maybe I'll do a side show
1:35.5	exclusive episode for paying members, on and on we go throughout the week, and then on the weekend
1:42.7	maybe I'll do a side show exclusive episode for paying members, on and on we go throughout the week
1:50.8	and then on the weekend maybe I'll do a side show exclusive episode for paying members, on and on we go
1:57.3	throughout the week, and then on the weekend maybe I'll do a side show exclusive episode for paying
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