It's the Late Show Pots Show with Steven Colbert.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time down to the news firm over there,

designing a topical story structure of glass fibered reinforced polymer encasing a monocoque structure of milled polyethylene,

terra-thalate foam.

An undulating panelized system with a front door cast in white bronze to build for you the groundbreaking at functional Diller, Scofidio, and Renfro Mansion that is my monologue.

But sometimes, folks, just sometimes a chase a family of raccoons out of a disused porta-potty

and chuck in a seat cushion, torn out of motorheads,

abandoned tour bus, then hunker down in the bog,

yurt of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile.

It's seeming, it's soothing, it's comforting.

It's meanwhile.

Meanwhile, Apple is introducing something called the iPhone Pocket,

which features a singular 3D knitted construction designed to fit any iPhone.

This is a totally groundbreaking new iPhone accessory

unless you own a sock.

Then you have one already.

But for something so revolutionary,

you're going to have to pony up

because the iPhone pocket in the short strap

retails for 149.95,

and the long strap design is 229.95.

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