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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile… Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza Returns | Florida’s Gators Are Thirsty

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… Taco Bell returned the fan-favorite Mexican Pizza to their menu, and homeowners in Florida got a shock when they found an alligator chugging sodas in their garage. Great news — the Late Show Pod Show is now 7-days a week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You know folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there.

0:39.6

Carefully surveying and excavating the day's news, landscape, planning and carving it from

0:44.8

beautiful, yet challenging teaboxes and story fairways, which are then overseeded with

0:49.4

the finest, most topical, ryegrass and fescue, then making inventive use of topography, vegetation

0:55.2

and drainage. I lay in highly sculpted and architectural joke berms and pot bunkers, then

1:00.4

manicure two millimeter top dress and aerated poet, tribe and velvet bent greens with

1:05.8

13 foot, stimp meter reading and an iconic island hole at 17 to present to you the challenging

1:12.0

and illustrious TPC sawgrass stadium golf course that is my nightly monologue, but sometimes

1:17.7

folks, sometimes just sometimes.

1:23.7

As I sober up at 4,000 feet while strapped into a parachute and deduced that I have been

1:28.0

tossed from the Cessna 162 skycatcher used to smuggle me out of the Philippines, then I drift

1:33.5

into a high tension wires above in a banded amusement park where I ripped the clown head off

1:37.6

an old ice cream stand, punch a hole in its mouth using a brick I ripped out of the foundation

1:42.0

of the func hospital, slap it on a strip of floor mats I stole from a herst, then I wrestle

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