It's the Late Show Pots show with Stephen Colbert.

Folks, if you watch the show, and I hope you do, you know that I spend most of my time right over there at the news workbench.

Pattern cutting the most topical story silk and adding ghee embroidery to a semi-shear base with tonal blossoms that gather in a monochrome

meadow effect to make for you the Oscar de Lorenta Fox Club Sequin tool shift dress that is my monologue

but sometimes while hiding in a storm drain from an Uzbek rhino horn syndicate I'm

swept into a discharge pond where I sent should discarded tent around me

with scraps of police tape and sashay away wearing the swamp Chanel of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile.

You know what I mean?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

Meanwhile, following speculation online,

Timothy Shalame won't confirm or deny rumors

that he's the mysterious British rapper,

S.D. Kid. He wouldn't be the first Oscar-nominated actor to secretly be a musician,

and who can forget when it was revealed that one of the guys in daft punk was Michael Kane.

Yeah. Meanwhile, in family food chain athletic wear news, Denny's is launching syrup-filled sneakers.

According to the press release, the limited edition high-top sneakers are made with real Denny's syrup sealed inside the shoe.

So at least if you get trapped somewhere without food,

you know you'll die in the dumbest shoes possible.

Also, there's one notable catch.

The syrup in the shoe is not edible.

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