It's the late show, poncho with Stephen Colbert.

Hello, Internet. Don't tell TV I'm here. She'll be so jealous. Now, you may be familiar with the Colbert questionnaire, a series of questions meticulously calibrated to plumb the depths of a guest psyche.

Well, it turns out that we may have plumbed far deeper than we could have imagined and due to what

the teleprompter right here assures me is popular demand. I'm excited to introduce a new online-only

series of questionnaires. This is the Colbert questionnaire extraordinaire.

First up, Jeff Bridges.

You know him from the Big Lebowski.

You know him from Crazy Heart.

You might even know him from one episode of Lassie in 1969.

But do you really know him?

You will after he takes the Colbert questionnaire.

Jeff? takes the Colbert questionnaire. Jeff, you know, I always love it when you're on the show.

It's great to talk to you.

Oh, yeah.

You know, as I've said to you before, you relax me on site, you know.

You don't hide who you are.

You're very open with your thoughts, your feelings, your philosophy. But even with the amount

of time I've been able to spend with you, the luck that I've had, there are certain things that you

just don't know about somebody. You can't really find out who they truly are until you actually

plumb the depths a little bit. Well, we here at the Late Show have come up with something called

the Colbert questionnaire. And there's a series of questions that have been ergonomically designed to penetrate the emotional armor of anyone and actually peer into the ocean of reality that is that person.

It's an exploratory adventure is what it is.

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