On CBS, when we last left ghosts, it was a cliffhanger to die for.

Oh my God! What? I think one of the ghosts just left.

What? Who? I have no idea.

CBS, this Thursday. Why they make us wait for answer.

Call the cliffhanger.

We'll finally learn which of our dearly departed.

Departed.

I'll check the library.

Okay, I'll check the kitchen.

I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there find out when ghosts returns this

Thursday on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus. It's the late show, hot show with Stephen Colbay.

You know folks, I spend most of my time right over there,

pouring over the day's biggest

stories collecting the finest most topical news calf skins and painstakingly

washing them in calcium hydroxide solution then soaking them in lime for

days to remove all narrative impurities and

create a pale vellum that I later place on my scriptorium in a monastery on the

cliffs of Dover. There using a pen cut from the wing feather of a swan of the river Avon I designed coptic and

seriac illustrations adorned whimsical Celtic spirals and used Germanic zoic designs to create the margin

alias surrounding the pages of elegant half-unzial insular

script that tell the holiest of stories which I then bind

with golden thread under a protective case of carved oak to create

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