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🗓️ 25 July 2023
⏱️ 18 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's the Rachel Pacho with Stephen Colberg. |
0:06.0 | You know, folks, I spend so much of my time here |
0:11.0 | chopping the giant oak tree of the news, |
0:14.0 | but sometimes I like to collect the sawdust |
0:16.0 | and mix it with binders and resin |
0:18.0 | to make a pulp slurry and press it all |
0:20.0 | into the particle board of news that is my segment. |
0:23.0 | Meanwhile... |
0:27.0 | Never fails. |
0:30.0 | Never fails. |
0:32.0 | Meanwhile, baby. |
0:34.0 | Meanwhile. |
0:36.0 | Meanwhile. |
0:38.0 | Today is Mitt Romney's 72nd birthday, |
0:41.0 | and he tweeted his office birthday celebration saying, |
0:44.0 | my team surprised me with the cake made out of my favorite snack. |
0:47.0 | Twinkies. |
0:49.0 | Which is fitting, just like Twinkies, |
0:52.0 | Mitt Romney doesn't age and he's even wider on the inside. |
0:56.0 | But... |
0:58.0 | Delicious. |
1:00.0 | Delicious. |
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