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🗓️ 26 July 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | If the late show's hot show wins, do you call them? |
0:09.0 | Before we get started, |
0:10.0 | we want to try something a little different, |
0:11.0 | a little special tonight. |
0:12.0 | Every night before the show tapes, |
0:13.0 | these guys know this, |
0:14.0 | and I didn't do it tonight. |
0:15.0 | I come out here before the show, |
0:17.0 | usually to answer questions from the studio audience |
0:19.0 | to humanize me. |
0:20.0 | It's important to maintain the illusion that I am a human. |
0:24.0 | Anyway, no one at home ever gets to see that, |
0:27.0 | so let's give it a shot right now. |
0:29.0 | Jimmy, let's bump up the lights. |
0:31.0 | And... |
0:32.0 | All right. |
0:33.0 | This is nice. |
0:37.0 | Hey! |
0:40.0 | That's nice. |
0:41.0 | Does anybody... |
0:43.0 | Does anybody start over here? |
0:45.0 | Yes, over in the corner. |
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