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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile | LIVE From Chicago

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.42.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile... There's disturbing new data about the way humans age, milk from horses may be easier on our stomachs, and the Burning Man festival is suffering from low ticket sales for the first time.

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It's the Late Show, pot show with Stephen Colbay.

0:39.0

Folbain. Folks, first, you know, I spend most of my time in the news kitchen, slow roasting the most topical

0:45.4

bottom round for exactly four hours in a beef gravy that took 50 years to perfect.

0:49.7

Slicing it paper thin and delicately laring into Toronto French roll and topping it with

0:54.8

Marconi hot Jardinera and plating it. Plating it wet to serve you the

1:01.3

spectacular Portillo hot Italian beef sandwich that is my monologue.

1:05.0

Sometimes I'm slapped awake by a raccoon under a garbage truck at Roosevelt and Wabash,

1:12.0

where I dig a baloney scrap out of a discarded lunchables and wrap it in a dirty

1:15.4

tortilla with a smear of half-melted frango mint, then chow down on the Scroungers

1:20.8

dumpster sub of news that is my segment.

1:23.3

Meanwhile.

1:26.3

That's it.

1:31.1

That's the only condiment I need.

1:32.3

Meanwhile. That's the only condiment I need. Meanwhile,

1:35.0

according to new research, aging isn't as gradual as we thought but happens in bursts

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