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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Comedian Ali Macofsky

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.42.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Therapy is really expensive, but comedian Ali Macofsky developed the ultimate life hack to make it affordable. Listen as she makes her television stand-up debut at the Ed Sullivan Theater and then visit her website for tour dates and ticket information: https://alimacofsky.com/shows.

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0:31.2

It's the Late Show, Show with Stephen Colbay.

0:38.0

My next guest is a stand-up comedian currently touring nationwide nationwide making her late night television debut.

0:45.3

Please welcome to the late show, Ali Mikofsky. Hello! Oh, wow! Oh man, it's so good to be here. I've been watching murder shows all day.

1:01.0

So it is very good to be here. I love watching murder shows. I watch them

1:08.7

every morning, every night, every day, just murder, murder, murder, murder, murder.

1:17.0

I am scared all the time.

1:21.0

Like one of the biggest things I ever learned is that you should never start your day like any other.

1:31.0

That is so important.

1:34.0

If you've never seen a murder show, what normally happens is if a woman starts her day like any other,

1:41.0

she is murdered later that day. So I try and do things a little bit

1:47.5

differently when I wake up. I like to switch up my routine the other day. First

1:51.9

thing I did, I woke up, thank God. I went outside, I stared

1:58.0

directly into the sun for a few minutes, and then I got completely naked and I ran around the block saying this is

2:05.5

not like any other day and so far I haven't been murdered. Thank you. I'm pretty excited about that. Because that's one of my biggest fears is being

2:21.9

murdered. I don't want that to happen.

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