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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile… Ketchup-Flavored Popsicles | Dijon Mustard Price Spikes

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… Chaos reigns in the land of condiments, as Canadians are eating popsicles made with ketchup and genuine French Dijon mustard is in short supply. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5,

0:05.2

stand it up, step back, and your photos are also synced to your Chromebook, ready to edit.

0:10.8

The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone.

0:16.4

Carl's Jr's new big char chili burger is big on char bro flavor.

0:20.5

Big on spice, with melted pepper jack cheese and spicy scented face sauce.

0:25.3

Big on smoky sweet heat with a whole fire roasted

0:28.8

charred and a hard chili. And big on savings with the big char chili combo.

0:33.6

Get the big bold smoky flavor of the new Carl's Jr big char chili burger with small fries and

0:38.8

drink for just $7.99. Tax not included for limited time price and participation may bear.

0:55.3

If you watch this show, you know I spend most of my time right over there carefully

0:59.0

pouring the day's hottest stories over the pain, stakingly ground, fresh takes to craft for you

1:03.5

the finest stoneware mug of rich sudoese taraha coffee that is my monologue. But sometimes,

1:10.5

sometimes I come to curled up in a recycling bin in a hot topic break room, gather some half

1:16.5

empties, mix their remnants and a plastic skull to create their radioactive mountain due extreme

1:20.8

sludge of news. That is my segment.

1:27.9

Taraja. That's taraha. Taraja.

1:32.0

We'll fix it. Taraja.

1:36.1

Meanwhile, traffic was snarled last week when a tractor trailer hauling cheese caught fire in

1:42.8

Northeast Ohio. Emergency crews were immediately deployed with bread chunks and fondue forks.

1:48.0

Authorities say the situation is stable and delicious. Meanwhile, in order to expose

1:55.7

security flaws, a researcher hacked into the back end of jacuzzi brand smart hot tubs,

2:02.5

though for the record, hacking into the back end happens a lot in hot tubs.

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