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🗓️ 9 July 2022
⏱️ 8 minutes
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0:00.0 | When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5, |
0:05.2 | stand it up, step back, and your photos are also synced to your Chromebook, ready to edit. |
0:10.8 | The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone. |
0:15.4 | This is the sound of a grade 8's harpest, who also has time to run their own bakery. |
0:21.7 | Thanks to Intuit QuickBooks automated invoice reminders, she never has to chase payments. |
0:27.4 | So suppliers can never pull on her strings. |
0:30.5 | Get peace of mind, get quick books, not available on self-employed. |
0:36.4 | It's the Late Show's hot show with Stephen Colbert. |
0:44.0 | Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, one of the best things about doing the show is getting |
0:49.2 | to talk to all sorts of fascinating people, but it's hard to fully explore, I guess, |
0:53.5 | psyche in just 10 minutes over Zoom, which is why we here at the Late Show created something |
0:58.7 | called the Colbert Questionnaire. It's a series of 15 questions scientifically calibrated |
1:05.2 | to reveal a person's truest self, everything from your primal fears, to your favorite sandwich, |
1:10.9 | to the sandwich you're most afraid of. And I recently had the pleasure of |
1:14.7 | administering the questionnaire to Hollywood legend Billy Crystal. |
1:19.2 | Forget when Harry met Sally. This is when Harry met Billy. |
1:28.8 | Billy Crystal, lovely to have you here, always a joy, as I've said before, like a vacation to talk |
1:34.4 | to you, but one of the problems with these jobs is that you get to meet a lot of people, |
1:39.4 | but it's hard to plumb the depths, plunge into the soul, reveal the soul of the person you're |
1:44.3 | talking to, but I have come up with a foolproof questionnaire that I've been kept. These questions |
1:50.2 | have been kept in a mayonnaise jar. Hermetically seen in the mayonnaise jar, on whose porch, |
1:55.9 | Funkin' Wagonal's Punt porch. Since noon today, I'm going to ask you these 15 questions, |
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