Meanwhile | Carnival Fines Rowdy Cruisers, Wall Street Ketamine Therapy

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school, and were each other's first kiss.
0:11.0	They were the dream couple, Sam got into EDM music.
0:17.0	While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account.
0:24.0	If they aren't working for you anymore,
0:26.0	maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:30.0	On CBS, when we last left ghosts, it was a cliffhanger to die for.
0:34.4	Oh my God! What? I think one of the ghosts just left.
0:37.6	What? Who? I have no idea.
0:40.0	CBS, this Thursday. Why they make us wait for answer.
0:43.6	It's called a cliffhanger.
0:44.8	We'll finally learn which of our dearly departed.
0:47.6	Departed.
0:48.6	I'll check the library.
0:49.6	Okay, I'll check the kitchen.
0:51.6	I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there find out when ghosts returns this
0:56.2	Thursday on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus.
0:59.1	It's the Late Show, pot show with Stephen Colbay.
1:09.6	Folbay, folks, if you watch this show,
1:11.4	you know I spend most of my time right over there.
1:14.0	Tending the day's news bar, blending for you the finest, most topical St George Citrus vodka,
1:19.3	juice from the most succulent Castello storylines, Ben Lear, Cranberries, and Quantro to serve up the
1:25.0	delicious and perfectly balanced Cosmo that is my monologue.
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