How-Tooo-Weeeen: Pumpkin Carving | Colbert Classic

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Stephen takes a look at the world of new design possibilities that have opened up now that power tools are part of this sacred holiday tradition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week, on hysterical hyenas, join our top panel of comedians as we take us.
0:06.0	So, okay, are you still in the bath?
0:08.0	Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.
0:10.0	Can I come in?
0:12.0	Ah, no, no!
0:13.0	Oh, just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.
0:16.0	What?
0:17.0	Whoa!
0:18.0	Scars, look at them falling!
0:20.0	Woo!
0:22.0	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast.
0:26.0	Don't want batting, mere catting.
0:29.0	Simple!
0:30.0	The monopoly game is back at McDonald's.
0:32.0	And guess what?
0:33.0	It's still twice as nice.
0:34.0	Because with double peel, you can peel on pack.
0:36.0	Then peel again on the McDonald's app.
0:38.0	So when prizes like, brand new mini-electrics.
0:41.0	Lovely McDonald's food.
0:42.0	HBO and gaming laptops.
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