Get in, loser. We're going to Carthage.

I have basically two sides to my personality.

Inside of me there are two wolves.

I'm a simple man.

One half of me is forever quoting lines from the movie Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze,

and the other half of me is forever quoting lines from the movie Mean Girls.

And that's what that line was from.

Get in, Loser, We're Going, Shopping is a quote from the movie Mean Girls.

I have to explain that now, I understand, because apparently millennials aren't cool anymore. I'm devastated to learn this. I read it

in The Guardian, so I know it must be true. And if millennials were still cool and we were still the

young, hip, new kids on the block, nobody would need me to explain where the line get in loser

were going to X comes from because everybody my age, if you were raised at a certain

period of time, you saw this movie and you probably quoted as much as I do. It's just got a weird,

earwormy sort of quality. Tina Faye at the top of her game, it's got line after line that people

remember, she doesn't even go here. I just have a lot of feelings. I mean, these are like forever running around, living rent-free in people's head. The same is true, by the way, of Roadhouse, which is a slightly later movie, 1989, classic bad good movie, Kung Fu, Action, Patrick Swayze, and just a script that's better than it has any

right to be. It's got lines in it like, pain don't hurt, and be nice until it's time to not be

nice. There's so many good lines in that movie, and between the two of them, they basically

answer every possible situation there is. But for this situation,

for this episode of Young Heretics, Mean Girls just seemed appropriate because this is going to be

kind of a catty episode. We have reached one of the great show pieces, set pieces of Virgil's

epic, the Aeneid. If you've been following along, we closed

out book three last time, and now we are on to the famous, the beloved, the tragic, the

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