McCaviar and Chips
Giles Coren Has No Idea
The Times
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2022
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Giles and Esther return from their debut ski trip to slalom their way through the news of the week; from Partygate and driving tests to swearing and Petri dish caviar. Giles has smugly already written his column and Esther sets out her rules for if Giles ever goes on I'm a Celebrity...
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| 0:00.0 | Waitrose have added more of your favourites to their new lower prices. |
| 0:03.6 | Or is it new new lower prices? Or new are new lower prices? |
| 0:07.9 | Well, they've added more, so it could be more newer new lower prices. |
| 0:11.6 | Or even the newest of new lower prices on more. |
| 0:14.2 | Ernie, who? Waitrose have new new lower prices on hundreds of your favourites, |
| 0:19.3 | like apples, chicken and those cheeky ginger nuts. Waitrose. |
| 0:23.1 | Food to feel good about. |
| 0:24.9 | Selected stores, subjects with availability, |
| 0:26.9 | prices may vary, a little waitrose, tunnel islands and concessions. |
| 0:32.2 | Are we going to waste any time talking about skiing? |
| 0:34.0 | No, not really. I don't know. |
| 0:35.4 | Er, I was just... |
| 0:36.8 | It's a piece. It's topical because people are skiing. |
| 0:39.7 | This, of course, has been the Easter broadcast. |
| 0:41.4 | No one's going to listen. Does anyone listen to podcasts? |
| 0:43.5 | It's a good Friday, then. |
| 0:44.4 | Yeah. Well, when they're driving down to wherever they're going. |
| 0:47.6 | Whether it's stuck in a massive traffic jam. |
| 0:49.3 | Or our listeners have houses in the country. |
| 0:51.7 | They do, let's face it. |
| 0:52.8 | And like us, they're all leaving today Wednesday. |
| 0:55.6 | Because they don't want to be stuck in the traffic on Thursday. |
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