A Despicable Hummus Regime
Giles Coren Has No Idea
The Times
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2022
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Giles and Esther piece their way through the week's papers; from Macron's chest hair and boring recipe books to Liam Gallagher getting old and changing your washing up sponge. Giles tries to work out why Esther is in a strangely zany mood...whilst Esther is having a great time.
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| 0:00.0 | This Tuesday's Euro-Million Shackpot is unmissable. |
| 0:03.2 | Now THAT calls for a dance-derma. |
| 0:05.3 | Do I have to? |
| 0:06.4 | Uh, you can limbo. |
| 0:07.7 | That's it? |
| 0:08.7 | Oh, thanks. |
| 0:09.5 | Just could we demo a limbo? |
| 0:10.7 | Uh-huh, very good. |
| 0:11.9 | Get that Euro-Million's feeling this Tuesday. |
| 0:14.2 | Euro-Million's from the National Lottery. |
| 0:16.1 | Play on app. |
| 0:17.0 | Count Terms rules and procedures applied. |
| 0:18.6 | Class must be 18 or over. |
| 0:22.4 | Why are you looking at your phone? |
| 0:23.8 | It's literally to try to start and do a subject, |
| 0:26.9 | and the thing that you made a line in the sand, |
| 0:29.6 | you got her! |
| 0:31.1 | It was a psychac. |
| 0:32.9 | Was it? |
| 0:33.6 | Yes, of course it was. |
| 0:40.3 | Ben, look! |
| 0:41.1 | I mean, look what I have to deal with. |
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