The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me, an advice show for the modern era.

Griffin, it's the most wonderful time of the year because it's time to pay the piper.

Bill, Chuckle Bill has come too!

You're not talking about the tax burden. The remarkable tax burden.

Yeah, you're ha-ha tax. I'm confused. Who's Chuckle Bill?

So, Travis, for every chuckle that we distribute, we have to then pay to the American government

for 25% based on our tax burden. Actually, we get 25% of our gaffaws.

We increased our chortles by a significant amount this year, I would say.

Just based on how the show has grown, and now we have to pay back 35%.

Wow, our laughs bracket is through the roof, and this is the one time of year where we come to you,

and we're just like, open them up. Let me see them wallets.

Open up them wallets. Let me dig around in there, and when I'm done, you will know.

This wallet is in this wallet. Is this a diner's club card?

This wallet smells awful, but the money's good. It smells like an old man's

a sock drawer, but it's just right. On a different note, why you guys are thinking about wallets?

Think about why you kept that fortune cookie fortune, because it's not as funny as you think it is.

On the subjects of wallets, I ain't trying to discrim a hate. Let's see those purses too.

It is. Pop them open. Pop them open. Flip it upside down. Shake it out.

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