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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 821: Time Lost is Cool Lost

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mbmbam, Justin Mcelroy, Mcelroy, Comedy, Advice, Travis Mcelroy

4.931.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Scrounge up your ferris wheel money, grab your waffled cones, and wear a coat I guess because it’s America’s 250th birthday and we’re going all out by catching up with William Henry Harrison, exposing secret jugglers, and dodging the paparazzo. If someone tells you they saw Griffin at that OTHER fair, no they didn’t. He would never. Suggested talking points: Sorry Teachers This is Ferris Wheel Money, Crosstalk is the Worst When it’s Lying, It’s All Fear Baby, That’s a Load-Bearing Pergola Derek, You Have the Stink of Retail, Bottle Up Your Dark Energies, The Griffalanche Asian Pacific Environmental Network: https://apen4ej.org/our-work/

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.9

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.6

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

0:18.4

What's up, you cool, baby?

0:20.0

One, two, three, four.

0:21.2

It's the start of something beautiful.

0:26.9

A small acquaintance has blossomed.

0:28.9

It's rapping into a precious friendship.

0:32.9

I could have never seen what was coming for me.

0:36.5

Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.

0:39.3

My life, it feels life.

0:45.2

Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.

0:51.1

My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.

0:57.0

This is true.

0:58.0

Ah, ah, it's better, it's better with two.

1:03.0

My life are, ah, ah, it's better with you.

1:09.0

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show For the modern era I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy What up Trave Nation, it's me Your Middhist brother Travis Big Dog Wolfel of Room The heater award-winning McElroy Let's up Trave Nation, it's me your sweet baby brother 30 and a 30 media Luminary Griffin McElroy Uh welcome to I mean, it's like an ongoing celebration, I would say, of America and West Virginia, especially American.

1:35.5

And travernation.

1:36.6

We're all partying for the 250th.

1:39.4

I'm so stoked to be here for the big, ladies quarter millennial is it hard getting

1:45.5

around driven like all the traffic and the people coming into town oh dude yes it sucks

1:51.7

the congestion is like fucking for miles around the mall everybody trying to get there everyone

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