MBMBaM 578: Greg’s Upstairs High-Performance Tea Kettle

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We really tried to hunker down and stick to advice, we really did. But Grimace exists? And somewhere out there a pretend crash of rhinos is fighting a pretend conspiracy of lemurs. We’ll try again next time. Suggested talking points: Fred Jasso, What is Grimace, Most Jacked People are Secretly Lemurs, Detested Orange Chicken Sandwich, Stacked Onions Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What?
0:21.0	There's a side of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels like.
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:11.0	Hello, hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advisor for the
1:16.5	imaginary, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your mid-less brother, Travis, big dog with roof, McElroy.
1:23.5	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin, snubbed at the Emmys once again, McElroy.
1:29.5	I'm sorry, Griffin, I'm really sorry.
1:31.5	This was my year, my show for Fred Jaso.
1:37.5	Yeah.
1:38.5	Yeah, how is Fred Jaso handling the loss?
1:42.5	Fred Jaso is pretty sad, my boy, Davidson, could, A, is pretty hard to turn up about it because he had a start turn as Fred Jaso.
1:53.5	I'm going to tell you the thing, it's the most important, if I may.
1:56.5	Yeah, Fred Jaso came out two months before that other one.
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