MBMBaM 577: Canonically Assassinated

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Ooh, we’re gonna get Travis with a good old-fashioned prank. We’re gonna hide in his closet and do a jumpscare on him. Or maybe catfish him with a fake love letter. Or maybe tell him he owes years of back taxes to the IRS. Suggesting Talking Points: The Four Morpheuses, Do not Google Jizzard, Dr. IRS, Master of Master of Disguise, Thank You For Riding Büs Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, there's three!
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better with you.
0:55.0	It's better with you, this is true.
1:00.0	It's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome my brother, my brother me and a vice-show for the Mods and Air.
1:14.0	There's a smooth name, it's Justin McElroy, your oldest brother.
1:17.0	Hey, would you have knocked over the face if I hadn't said anything?
1:21.0	Wolf Wolf, big dog, Travis Wolf, what's up?
1:23.0	On a God's green earth are you two doing?
1:26.0	Hi, this is Griffin, what on God's green earth?
1:29.0	I'm dodging all of your judgments.
1:32.0	Whoa!
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