MBMBaM 554: Tub Pumpkin

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We’re here to answer all your most pressing questions about Krispy Kreme’s clever secret coffee ingredient and sexy typefaces. We also get into the wet: dolphins, and the dry: accidental arson. Suggested talking points: Stucco Rules, Suck it Drywall, Spokesman Shaq, Fire Stop Weekly, Ed Sheeran Ketchup, Pumpkin Mistake Surcharge. Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, dirty freak? It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:11.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother me an advice show for the Modrenera.
1:15.0	I'm your oldest brother just in McElroy.
1:17.0	This dog's got fleas, I'm Travis McElroy, your middle is brother.
1:22.0	Lay down with the dogs, you're gonna catch fleas.
1:25.0	This is your youngest brother, Griffin.
1:27.0	I already said flea and you're repetition of fleas.
1:32.0	Time to take my heart, we're medicine, it's me.
1:35.0	Thank you.
1:36.0	Very sick dog.
1:37.0	Much better, thank you.
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