MBMBaM 553: The Planet’s Dying, Pringles

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

We’ll admit it: Of all the organizations to crack open Pandora’s Box to unleash the secrets of immortality, we did not expect Pringles to make the shortlist. But life has a funny way of working sometimes! Life also has a funny way of prolonging itself infinitely on the surface of a curved potato crisp. Suggested talking points: Spring Cleaning, Baby Catching, Super Duper Bowl, PZZLR, A Master Chief Burger with Cortana Sauce, Getting Rid of Time, Forgotten Secrets Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, there's three!
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better with you.
0:55.0	It's better with you, this is true.
1:00.0	It's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show the modern era.
1:16.0	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:18.0	That's me, Jason, my own tale, I'm Old Dog Travis McElroy, your oldest brother.
1:26.0	He's been doing it.
1:29.0	You ever see this video?
1:32.0	You ever seen one of the videos on Facebook where the people share, I took a picture of myself every day for 10 years.
1:39.0	I see that and I'm like, fuck that looks cool, I wish I could have done that.
1:43.0	I think that's too late, I can't start doing that.
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