MBMBaM 537: Bros Better, Bros Best, Ch. 134 - 152

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We weren’t able to record last week, so we dipped back into the Best Of well for the first time in a few years. Hop on in the Time Boat and join us as we travel back to a MUCH simpler time. Oh, you simple 2013 boys. If only you knew. Suggested talking points: Tim Curry Ice Cream Truck, Justin’s Cat Bathroom, Taken Babies, Machete Proverbs, Andre the Giant Seduction, Dan the Man with the Flan Plan, Mickey Roarke Memoriam Pranks, No Thank You My Bank, Kickstart My Horse, The Legend of Corn Cob Boy, Tim McGraw’s Krav McGraw, Terminator’s Cyble, The Devastator XXXL, Orb is Horse, Rattata Frittata Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

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0:00.0	Music
0:18.0	It's familiar, but not too familiar
0:24.0	It's a new phrase, anger, colds, do you want it? Just say it, hey I want it
0:44.0	My son is asked Santa for a Wii U. Is it Santa or Santa? My son is asked Santa for a Wii U this year
0:52.0	My wife and I have absolutely no intention of buying a Wii U for a variety of reasons
0:56.0	He's young enough that we don't want to tell him the truth about Santa yet, but we don't want to be disappointed with the big day comes
1:02.0	We've tried several ways of talking about this Wii U idea, but his conviction is pretty strong
1:08.0	How can we shake him up the idea that Santa will bring him this ridiculous gift without ruining the magic that's from Alex
1:14.0	Why is your kid asking for presents from Santa from Game of Thrones? I don't understand
1:18.0	I thought it was Beyonce's alter ego, Santa fears
1:22.0	Let me talk to you again
1:26.0	You guys have to leave the room, let me just...
1:30.0	Come in here little Bryce
1:34.0	Come in here little Bryce
1:38.0	Now parents, you do have to leave the room, we can't use bad words, we've been bound by a blood oath
1:42.0	Just leave the room and let us talk to him
1:48.0	You know Santa is gonna bring it to you
1:52.0	Mom and dad are playing this, playing dumb basically
1:58.0	They're trying to be so...my parents are trying to play this game
2:02.0	What? A Guinnessist? I'm not gonna get you one of those
2:06.0	And then what's that?
2:08.0	For an Nintendo 63
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