The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother and me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis of McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin, squeaky clean hands, McElroy. Listen, everyone, these are

dark and difficult times. They're uncertain, you know? So I think we need to find the silver

linings where we can. And there was a new, I'm going to say historic human accomplishment.

Wow. Yes, right? Let's focus on what humans can do when we believe. Are you two, and I guess

our audience, are you aware of Britney Spears? Yeah, I've heard of her and her great music,

Toxic is very good. Toxic is very good. She makes the good music, but you know what? She also

has broken a record. She posted on Instagram that she ran the 100 meter dash in five,

five point nine, seven seconds, beating Usain Bolt, apparently, by four seconds.

Well, okay, here's the one thing about that. There's nobody in her way.

So that's not exactly a good. Usain Bolt has a blob and weave around the whole.

Right. It's funny. I was excited to that you brought up Britney Spears because

it is Britney bitch. And she is here to sort of rearrange our society in a more idealistic way.

She did. She did post something about how we need wealth redistribution right now.

And that's odd. That's pretty cool coming from Britney Spears and her big snake that she is

going to use to destroy capitalism. Well, at that point, she is the fastest human being in

recorded history, right? She's so fast. Big snake. She could be a modern day Robin Hood,

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